Season 3: Episode 12 (2010-07-02)

[Barry Kirkey]

FRI. JULY 2, 2010
SEASON 3: EPISODE 12

• Introducing: The We Like To Party's Band
• Barry: Violin
• Bruce: Recorder
• Stefan: Clarinet
• Greg C: Trumpet
• All Girlfriends this weekend: Out-Of-Town
• Worst Date Ever: Thread
• Bus Boogers: Montreal Memories
• Mainland Asian/Indian Public Washroom Habits
• Mouth Swishing, Slooshing, Hork Loogies: Disgusting
• What's Your Favorite Brand of Chinese Girl?
• The We Like To Party's Band perform: "Their First Original" & Lady Gaga's "Poker Face"
• Sword Practice
• Pizza Man at the door? What breed is he?
• Barry talks to the Pizza Man
• Toronto Earthquake: Who caused it?

[Mr.Right]

Hey Barry, I emailed you a couple of times telling you how much i liked your shows but guess you were too busy to answer me so i will just post on here that lately the shows been great where it was the golden time of late 2008 to mid 2009. Gonna download the new show soon and hope things are good with you. Take Care.

[Anonym]

cant wait to hear this

[Barry Kirkey]

Hey Barry, I emailed you a couple of times telling you how much i liked your shows but guess you were too busy to answer me so i will just post on here that lately the shows been great where it was the golden time of late 2008 to mid 2009. Gonna download the new show soon and hope things are good with you. Take Care.

Hey dude...when did you email me? I haven't heard from you via email in like over a month...I will check...hope all is well man!

[donleykong]

my new theory:

people know the difference between austria and australia but are soo bored they want to spit their australian accent and generalization.

[donleykong]

my other theory:
people know that religion is not real, but they like to collect in their mind ideas and habits that they can share with their religious others. And it acts as a social function to gather people.

[Nick Cotton]

I also emailed you, regarding the fact that the poem Jessica read out was not of my authorship, therefore the email you recieved was from an imposted Nick Cotton, simply put I never wrote this poem and therefore never called you a "dirt bag".

I guess Barry is too good to answer his emails lol, even a cursory response would have sufficed to let one know that you had been made aware that one had never called you "dirt bag", to put ones mind at ease, not that one has lost a significant amount of sleep over the matter.

From a phone disscusion with Beej, i was given the impression that perhaps, testicles/barrykirkey@revolution31.com may now be inactive? Has this been superceded by a new address, due to your renaming the site the Barry Kirkey Radio Show? If this is the case, perhaps you failed to mention this change, or in any case one would recommend one mentions it on his next show, since both Mr.Right and I were oblivious to this fact we could assume others would be unaware of the changeover?

Yours Sincerely Nick Cotton.

[Anonym]

I miss Pear Cider man.. It's never been considered a gay drink in the UK, as its just like regular cider but made with pears. I love it coz its sweet and actually tastes good, unlike beer (come on, who of us DID like the taste of beer the first time we tried it? It tasted like piss to me)

ill have to find out if they even have it here in Chile

[Anonym]

Things I learn from BKRS, part A:

- Asian guys snort in the bathrooms to get rid of snot
- Asian guys hawk and haw noisily in bathroom stalls to get rid of bogeys (you Yankies call them boogers)

[Nick Cotton]

I miss Pear Cider man.. It's never been considered a gay drink in the UK, as its just like regular cider but made with pears. I love it coz its sweet and actually tastes good, unlike beer (come on, who of us DID like the taste of beer the first time we tried it? It tasted like piss to me)

ill have to find out if they even have it here in Chile

I don't like beer, doesent taste right, something in my body tells me its poison. I can drink some vodka and ale with some effort though.

[Anonym]

Things I learn from BKRS, part B:

- People posting on BodyBuilding Forums are full of shit. Lie. Fail.

[Anonym]

I don't like beer, doesent taste right, something in my body tells me its poison. I can drink some vodka and ale with some effort though.

Yeah man, beer destroys me with pain. It's the fermentation process that they make beer with. Other beverages are fine

[Anonym]

Anyone with a weak stomach should NOT listen to this episode (shitting on dates, eat da poopoo)

[titties]

Hole shit the sword master bit had me in tears. Great show, everyone was great.

[Anonym]

Things I learn from BKRS, part C: Confirmed: Mullets are a sign of mental retardation. This swordtard had a giant one

[Nick Cotton]

Havent listened yet, but i think people have already sent me this story of bodybuildinmg like 100 times now? is it the one where he ends up in the shower?

[Cracktorch]

That bodybuilding forum story was covered on Gun's show a while back.

The dude who told it is amazing.

He made his own sex doll, he had these SUPER creepy youtube videos where he hits on girls at the mall, he pees in bottles and throws them on the roofs of buildings - he had a series of pictures on his website that were too fucking funny. I was literally in tears with laughter the first time I saw his site.

He's not doing it as a joke either; he's fucking insane.

In order to make sure he didn't erase his website, someone set up a Malodrax.com as a fan page.

http://malodrax.com/

You can find archives of all his wacky adventures here.

[Sergio]

Godamn Greg C is funny!

[Dropout]

Can't wait to listen to this crew, I can't believe you've got 3 Tier 1 members and 1 Tier 2 member on the single show!

[Alex]

Here is a funny animated version of the "worst possible date ever" story:

http://malodrax.com/wp-content/uploa.../12/ne88hw.gif